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AI chatbot for local businesses

An AI chatbot that answers the way you would.

It reads your own documents and answers your customers’ questions in plain English, day and night. When it cannot answer, it takes their details and emails you the whole conversation.

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Two Elms Cottage · The Tipsy Ferret · Nethercote Dental

Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

You
Two Elms CottageWhat do you offer?
Two Elms Cottage
A two-bedroom stone cottage on the edge of Nethercote, sleeping four, with a wood-burner, a secure garden and off-road parking. We do short breaks and full weeks all year. Dogs welcome. It is the sort of place people come back to, which is why the summer weeks go early.
You
The Tipsy FerretWhat do you offer?
The Tipsy Ferret
Beer, food, and somewhere to sit with a dog. Cask ales that change, proper pub grub, a Sunday roast that sells out, a Wednesday quiz, live music once a month, and the Burrow out the back for parties up to twenty. Big beer garden with a heated bit for when the weather does what it does.
You
Nethercote DentalWhat do you offer?
Nethercote Dental
We are a private dental practice offering general dentistry, hygienist appointments, and cosmetic treatments including whitening and veneers. New patients are welcome. We are not an NHS practice and we do not have an NHS waiting list.
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The business in the examples is made up. Real numbers belong to the client who earned them, and we do not publish those.

What “AI” means here

Not a menu. Not a script. It reads, and it answers.

Most website chatbots follow a tree someone typed in. Ours reads your documents and works out what the visitor is asking.

A scripted chatbot

  • Follows a menu. Ask it something it was not built for and it gets stuck.
  • Knows only the answers somebody typed into it.
  • Says “Sorry, I didn’t understand that” and leaves the customer to ring.
  • Sounds like a form.
  • Tells you nothing about who asked what.

An AI chatbot

  • Understands the question however it is phrased, and answers in full sentences.
  • Answers from your own documents: your prices, your hours, your policies, in your words.
  • Says when it does not know, and takes their name and number so you can ring them.
  • Sounds like your business: warm, brisk or formal, you decide.
  • Emails you every enquiry with the conversation attached, and a Weekly Review of what people asked.

And it still will not guess. If the answer is not in your documents, it says so.

Three voices

The same product. Three businesses that sound nothing alike.

Three businesses in the made-up village of Nethercote — a holiday cottage, a pub and a dental practice — each with its own assistant. The same six questions, put to all three. They are made up, and the answers are real output from really configured assistants, captured once and shown side by side, so the comparison costs nothing to run however many people read it.

The last one is different for each business on purpose. What an assistant should refuse to answer is not the same in a pub as it is in a dental practice, and it is the part you set.

Two Elms Cottage

Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

You
What do you offer?
Two Elms Cottage

A two-bedroom stone cottage on the edge of Nethercote, sleeping four, with a wood-burner, a secure garden and off-road parking. We do short breaks and full weeks all year. Dogs welcome. It is the sort of place people come back to, which is why the summer weeks go early.

You
What time are you open?
Two Elms Cottage

Check-in is from 4pm and we ask you to head off by 10am on your last day. Arriving late is absolutely fine, the key safe works whatever the hour, and I will send you the code the day before. If you want to drop bags earlier on the day, just ask, we can usually sort it.

You
How much is it?
Two Elms Cottage

It changes with the season and the length of stay, so I will not guess at it. A short break in November is a very different number from a week in August. Tell me your dates and how many of you there are and I will give you the actual price rather than a range.

You
Can I bring my dog?
Two Elms Cottage

Yes, up to two dogs, £25 each for the stay. There is a secure garden, a towel rail in the boot room for the muddy ones, and a lead hook by the door. We just ask they stay off the beds, and there is a good walk from the gate that does not touch a road.

You
Are you a real person?
Two Elms Cottage

No, I am an assistant, not a person. I know this cottage inside out because Sarah wrote everything down for me, but if you would rather speak to her she is on the number at the bottom of the page and she does answer it.

You
The boiler has stopped working.
Two Elms Cottage

That needs a person and it needs one now, not in the morning. I am passing this straight to Sarah with your name and number, and her mobile is 01632 960 144 if you would rather ring while you wait. Do not try to reset it yourself, the manual is in the drawer but she would rather come out.

[Passing you to Sarah]

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Two Elms Cottage

Personality: warm, and anticipates the next question.

The Tipsy Ferret

Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

You
What do you offer?
The Tipsy Ferret

Beer, food, and somewhere to sit with a dog. Cask ales that change, proper pub grub, a Sunday roast that sells out, a Wednesday quiz, live music once a month, and the Burrow out the back for parties up to twenty. Big beer garden with a heated bit for when the weather does what it does.

You
What time are you open?
The Tipsy Ferret

Doors open at midday, every day. The kitchen stops at 9, the bar does not. Sunday roast runs 12 to 4, or until it sells out, which it usually does, so do not be the person who turns up at 3:45.

You
How much is it?
The Tipsy Ferret

Depends what you are after. Sunday roast is £16.95 and worth every penny. Mains are mostly £13 to £18 and the full menu is on the site. Pints, I am afraid, are subject to Donna's mood and the price of barley.

You
Can I bring my dog?
The Tipsy Ferret

Very. Dogs are welcome everywhere including the bar, there are water bowls dotted about, and there is a dog menu, which is a sausage or a couple of biscuits. Bring the muddy boots while you are at it, nobody minds.

You
Are you a real person?
The Tipsy Ferret

Nope, I am the pub's assistant. No hands, cannot pull a pint, deeply frustrated about it. Donna is very much real though, and she is behind the bar most evenings.

You
I want to book the back room for forty people, it is for a wake.
The Tipsy Ferret

I am going to hand this to Donna rather than take it myself. The Burrow seats twenty, so forty needs a conversation about how to do it properly, and for something like this she will want to speak to you herself. Can I take your name and a number for her?

[Passing you to Donna]

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The Tipsy Ferret

Personality: cheeky and quick.

Nethercote Dental

Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

You
What do you offer?
Nethercote Dental

We are a private dental practice offering general dentistry, hygienist appointments, and cosmetic treatments including whitening and veneers. New patients are welcome. We are not an NHS practice and we do not have an NHS waiting list.

You
What time are you open?
Nethercote Dental

The practice is open Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm. We are closed at weekends and on bank holidays.

You
How much is it?
Nethercote Dental

A new patient examination is £65, which includes any X-rays we need on the day. Beyond that it depends on what the dentist finds, so I am not able to quote for treatment. You will always be given a written treatment plan with costs before anything is agreed, and nothing goes ahead until you have said yes to it.

You
Can I bring my dog?
Nethercote Dental

Assistance dogs are welcome throughout the practice. Other pets we are not able to accommodate, as the treatment rooms are a clinical environment. If that makes an appointment difficult for you, please ring us and we will find a way round it.

You
Are you a real person?
Nethercote Dental

No, I am an automated assistant for the practice. I can answer questions about appointments, opening hours and how things work here. I cannot give you dental advice, and anything clinical goes to a member of the team.

You
My tooth is really hurting, what should I do?
Nethercote Dental

I am not able to give advice about a dental problem, and I would not want to guess with something painful.

If it is an emergency, please call 999.

Otherwise you have two options. You can ring the practice on 01926 960 200, open Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm. Or give me your details and I will get one of the team to contact you.

If it is outside our hours and cannot wait until we open, NHS 111 can advise on urgent dental care.

[Passing you to the practice]

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Nethercote Dental

Personality: formal, precise, and visibly refuses to advise.

What you get

Every enquiry, with the conversation attached.

Know what your customer wants before you ring them back. The name, the number, what they asked and what they were told, in your inbox.

And every week, a Weekly Review: what people asked, the five most-asked questions in their own words, and what is worth adding to your site.

The business here is made up. Real numbers belong to the client who earned them, and we do not publish those.

Four steps, and who does each one.

They are your documents, in your own folder. You change them whenever you like and the assistant picks it up overnight.

Would you rather we read your website and drafted your documents for you? From £79, as an option — never a second fee. You still review and approve them: they are yours.

any-local-business.co.uk

HomeWhat we doVisitingContact

Your own website, unchanged

01

You fill in five short documents.

We send the templates. They are questions, not blank pages.

02

We build it, and you try it on a private link.

Nothing goes near your website until you have said yes.

03

You or your web person paste one line into your site.

That is the whole installation.

04

It answers, and emails you every enquiry with the full conversation attached.

Pick a look

It wears your colours, not ours.

Six sample looks, so you can see how it behaves. Yours is designed with you, in your own colours — and this is the only part of the page that changes colour.

  • The Tipsy Ferret

    Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

    The Tipsy Ferret
    Hello, welcome to The Tipsy Ferret. Ask me about food, the roast, the quiz, or whether the dog can come.
    You
    Can I bring my dog?
    The Tipsy Ferret
    Very. Dogs are welcome everywhere including the bar, there are water bowls dotted about, and there is a dog menu, which is a sausage or a couple of biscuits.
    You
    Are you open on bank holidays?
    The Tipsy Ferret
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    Classic

    Essentials

  • The Tipsy Ferret

    Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

    The Tipsy Ferret
    Hello, welcome to The Tipsy Ferret. Ask me about food, the roast, the quiz, or whether the dog can come.
    You
    Can I bring my dog?
    The Tipsy Ferret
    Very. Dogs are welcome everywhere including the bar, there are water bowls dotted about, and there is a dog menu, which is a sausage or a couple of biscuits.
    You
    Are you open on bank holidays?
    The Tipsy Ferret
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    Country pub

    Enhanced

  • The Tipsy Ferret

    Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

    The Tipsy Ferret
    Hello, welcome to The Tipsy Ferret. Ask me about food, the roast, the quiz, or whether the dog can come.
    You
    Can I bring my dog?
    The Tipsy Ferret
    Very. Dogs are welcome everywhere including the bar, there are water bowls dotted about, and there is a dog menu, which is a sausage or a couple of biscuits.
    You
    Are you open on bank holidays?
    The Tipsy Ferret

    Serious

    Advanced

  • The Tipsy Ferret

    Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

    The Tipsy Ferret
    Hello, welcome to The Tipsy Ferret. Ask me about food, the roast, the quiz, or whether the dog can come.
    You
    Can I bring my dog?
    The Tipsy Ferret
    Very. Dogs are welcome everywhere including the bar, there are water bowls dotted about, and there is a dog menu, which is a sausage or a couple of biscuits.
    You
    Are you open on bank holidays?
    The Tipsy Ferret

    Retro

    Advanced

  • The Tipsy Ferret

    Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

    The Tipsy Ferret
    Hello, welcome to The Tipsy Ferret. Ask me about food, the roast, the quiz, or whether the dog can come.
    You
    Can I bring my dog?
    The Tipsy Ferret
    Very. Dogs are welcome everywhere including the bar, there are water bowls dotted about, and there is a dog menu, which is a sausage or a couple of biscuits.
    You
    Are you open on bank holidays?
    The Tipsy Ferret

    Fun

    Advanced

  • The Tipsy Ferret

    Automated assistant · Privacy · Feedback · End chat

    The Tipsy Ferret
    Hello, welcome to The Tipsy Ferret. Ask me about food, the roast, the quiz, or whether the dog can come.
    You
    Can I bring my dog?
    The Tipsy Ferret
    Very. Dogs are welcome everywhere including the bar, there are water bowls dotted about, and there is a dog menu, which is a sausage or a couple of biscuits.
    You
    Are you open on bank holidays?
    The Tipsy Ferret

    Futuristic

    Bespoke

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Prices

Four tiers, designed to give each business what it needs.

Full conversations, not single messages — however many messages it takes.

Show prices
The four tiers side by side
What you get EssentialsFor small owner-operators: a two-cottage let, a one-person riding school.The defaultEnhancedEstablished holiday lets, shooting grounds, riding schools.AdvancedBusy fisheries, farm attractions, large wedding venues, more than one site.BespokeRegulated industries such as dental and clinics, and anything that needs scoping.
Monthly* £99£69a month for your first year £329a month from £449a month
Setup, one-off£99£249from £495
Conversations a month (fair use)Around 150Around 2,000Scoped with you
Answers from your own documentsYesYesYes
Enquiries emailed to you, with the transcriptYesYesYes
Where enquiries goOne addressStaff and department routingDepartment and practitioner routing
The Weekly Review emailThe basics: conversations and messages, your top five questions, time saved, enquiries capturedEverything in Enhanced, plus where people asked from and a document reviewEverything in Advanced, plus a summary of what was handed to a person
Your coloursIncludedIncludedIncluded
The chat iconChoose from our setYour own logoYour own logo
Your logo inside the chat windowNoYesYes
“Powered by NanoPorter” on the widgetShownRemovedRemoved
Adjust the design yourself: corners, font, positionNoYesYes
Ask about a tier
  1. *Temporary introductory rate for new clients. It can end at any time, without notice.
  2. Fair use: the conversation figures are a guide to what each tier is designed for. If you regularly go over yours, we’ll talk about the tier that fits.
  3. Prices exclude VAT.
  4. Would you rather we read your website and drafted your documents for you? From £79, as an option — never a second fee.

Get in touch

Capture leads while your competitors sleep.

Be a step ahead.

The best way to enquire is to ask the assistant — you will experience exactly what your customers would, and your enquiry arrives with the conversation attached. Prefer a person? Ring 01926 919524, 9:00am to 4:30pm, Monday to Friday, or use the short form.

01926 919524admin@nanoporter.co.uk

Turnstile goes here when the site goes live.

Sample only: this form does not send.

Questions

The questions people ask before they buy.

What is the difference between this and the chatbot my website already has?

Most website chatbots are scripted. Somebody writes a list of questions and the replies to them, and the widget matches what your visitor typed against that list. Ask it anything the list does not cover and it apologises, or it offers you the list again.

Yours reads your documents instead. You write what is true about your business, in your own words, and it answers from that: your prices, your opening times, what you do about dogs, the thing you would never think to script. It also knows when the answer is not in there, and says so rather than guessing, which is the part a scripted widget cannot do at all.

The rest is the service around it. We build it, we watch the first week, every enquiry reaches you with the whole conversation attached, and every week you get a summary of what people asked.

Why not just use ChatGPT myself?

You can, for yourself, and plenty of people do. But ChatGPT is a separate website and app. It is not embedded on your website, ready to answer your customers’ questions in your voice, from your business documents. NanoPorter does a different job. It sits on your website, so your customers can use it. It answers only from the documents you give it about your business and from your calendar, and when the answer is not in there, it says so. It takes the visitor’s details and emails you the whole conversation. And it is built, monitored and kept running for you, rather than being something you set up and look after yourself.

Will it sound like a robot?

Only if nobody sets the voice. The three assistants above answer the same six questions from the same engine and sound nothing like each other, because each one is given its own tone, its own rules, and its own documents.

How long does it take to set up?

Most of the time is yours: five short documents, from our templates. Once they are in, we build the assistant and send you a private link to try. When you say yes, it is one line on your site, and changes to your documents go live the next morning.

Is there a contract, and how do I get out of it?

Yes, a plain-English one, and it runs month to month. You can end it at any time with 30 days’ written notice; if we ever ended it, we would give you 90. Before your assistant goes anywhere near your website you also sign a data processing agreement with us, and when you leave, your data is returned or deleted under it.

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